The Story of Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas Part 2

Well they knew need a bigger place to have crazy parties cause everyone wanted to come there, due to the craziness. So Sally Chickens had this great idea to maybe buy a bigger place. Flo Bananas was a little put off by this, but since they were such great friends and always played scratch games at seedy gas stations in their high-tops while being crazy with Jack Pickles, she said, "Sally Chickens you are amazing let's get a new house." Jack thought they were crazy, and he was right. They were crazy.

Well next door was a big office building that was touching the one wall. So they smoked the occasional joint, ate some fried Southern food, threw on some bibs and went next door to see what was really going on. They got thrown out cause they looked funny so they went to Starbucks for frappichinos and then went back the the office building. Flo said, "Computer front desk lady, Don't you know who we are?" She said, "No," and the big cops were going to escort them out when Jack Pickles said, "HANG ON THIS IS SALLY CHICKENS AND FLO BANANAS!" The cops let them go and asked for their autographs. That's just how amazingly popular these two ladies are. Cops just let them go. Sally and Flo did four jumping jacks with the computer lady, ate 3 dough nuts, and then gave Jack a high-five! Then they went up to see the big boss man.

The big boss man was a big boss man. He was about a million pounds and he was the owner of the company. Sally and Flo were singing disco songs in the elevator and Jack was pushing all the buttons, so that's why the elevator stopped. Just like that! So luckily Jack brought Twister with so they sat down and started playing. Flo was just plain crazy at this game. She always won by 3. Then the elevator started again!

So they got up to the big boss man's lair and had to pee cause they were laughing so crazy from the game. They stopped in the ladies room and Jack had to use the garbage can cause they didn't have a poodle bathroom. He was mad so he filled out a comment card and left some nasty opinions. Then they walked up to the the door and kept knocked until the big boss man answered. Sally Chickens never knocks once cause, "Well, if you keep knocking, they'll know your not just faking it!" "What in tarnation do you to want?" said the big boss man. Flo said, "Here is a fifty million dollar bill! We own the company now! Aren't you happy? I love salads! Pass the crazy cause we want more!" The big boss man had a heart attach and Jack revived him with his poodle magic and they got the company right then and there.

So then they went home and fed Jack some hickory sticks and then they steamed some salty sardines and everyone ate the great feast. After dinner, they smoked the occasional joint. Then they went back next door and told everyone they were fired and all had to move to Chile. They people cried, but Sally Chickens said, "We buried a bunch of Spanish gold there. You guys should follow these treasure maps." Everyone put their shoes back on and went to Chile. After everyone left, Flo said, "Why don't we go find that treasure? I want to find that treasure!" Jack Pickles was laughing when he said, "Those were fake. Those are Perkin's menus." "Son of a bitch I'm crazy," said Sally Chickens, and they all laughed as they sold all the office stuff online.

With the money they made on the stuff, they had some guys come make their two homes into one home. Now they had a huge building to have grand crazy parties! Awesome! So they invited pretty much everyone and said come on Saturday night. So everyone canceled everything they were doing and and bought big tuxes and came to their party. Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas were upstairs smoking the occasional joint and then they came downstairs and the crazy party really got started! It was so crazy, guess what happened? Stay tuned!