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This looks really funny!

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The Story of Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas Part 2

Well they knew need a bigger place to have crazy parties cause everyone wanted to come there, due to the craziness. So Sally Chickens had this great idea to maybe buy a bigger place. Flo Bananas was a little put off by this, but since they were such great friends and always played scratch games at seedy gas stations in their high-tops while being crazy with Jack Pickles, she said, "Sally Chickens you are amazing let's get a new house." Jack thought they were crazy, and he was right. They were crazy.

Well next door was a big office building that was touching the one wall. So they smoked the occasional joint, ate some fried Southern food, threw on some bibs and went next door to see what was really going on. They got thrown out cause they looked funny so they went to Starbucks for frappichinos and then went back the the office building. Flo said, "Computer front desk lady, Don't you know who we are?" She said, "No," and the big cops were going to escort them out when Jack Pickles said, "HANG ON THIS IS SALLY CHICKENS AND FLO BANANAS!" The cops let them go and asked for their autographs. That's just how amazingly popular these two ladies are. Cops just let them go. Sally and Flo did four jumping jacks with the computer lady, ate 3 dough nuts, and then gave Jack a high-five! Then they went up to see the big boss man.

The big boss man was a big boss man. He was about a million pounds and he was the owner of the company. Sally and Flo were singing disco songs in the elevator and Jack was pushing all the buttons, so that's why the elevator stopped. Just like that! So luckily Jack brought Twister with so they sat down and started playing. Flo was just plain crazy at this game. She always won by 3. Then the elevator started again!

So they got up to the big boss man's lair and had to pee cause they were laughing so crazy from the game. They stopped in the ladies room and Jack had to use the garbage can cause they didn't have a poodle bathroom. He was mad so he filled out a comment card and left some nasty opinions. Then they walked up to the the door and kept knocked until the big boss man answered. Sally Chickens never knocks once cause, "Well, if you keep knocking, they'll know your not just faking it!" "What in tarnation do you to want?" said the big boss man. Flo said, "Here is a fifty million dollar bill! We own the company now! Aren't you happy? I love salads! Pass the crazy cause we want more!" The big boss man had a heart attach and Jack revived him with his poodle magic and they got the company right then and there.

So then they went home and fed Jack some hickory sticks and then they steamed some salty sardines and everyone ate the great feast. After dinner, they smoked the occasional joint. Then they went back next door and told everyone they were fired and all had to move to Chile. They people cried, but Sally Chickens said, "We buried a bunch of Spanish gold there. You guys should follow these treasure maps." Everyone put their shoes back on and went to Chile. After everyone left, Flo said, "Why don't we go find that treasure? I want to find that treasure!" Jack Pickles was laughing when he said, "Those were fake. Those are Perkin's menus." "Son of a bitch I'm crazy," said Sally Chickens, and they all laughed as they sold all the office stuff online.

With the money they made on the stuff, they had some guys come make their two homes into one home. Now they had a huge building to have grand crazy parties! Awesome! So they invited pretty much everyone and said come on Saturday night. So everyone canceled everything they were doing and and bought big tuxes and came to their party. Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas were upstairs smoking the occasional joint and then they came downstairs and the crazy party really got started! It was so crazy, guess what happened? Stay tuned!

The Story of Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas Part 1

Sally Chickens is a real person. She is about the craziest lady you will ever meet. She wears big glasses, long flowing dresses, gym shoes, tons of perfume, and LOVES to hang out with Flo Bananas. They are a great team. You could find them shopping and grabbing a quick bite to eat at Perkins. They live together in an apartment downtown and love it.

Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas met eighty years ago in parochial school. No one would sit with Sally Chickens. That was until she got to the seat where Flo Bananas was sitting. They hit it off immediately. The dynamic duo spent everyday sipping mocha lattes, rocking the etch-a-sketch, smoking the occasional joint, playing jovial pranks on the evil janitor, and enjoying summers at the lake. That was, until the accident.

As Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas became better friends, their families also became close and they would take trips together in their Winnebago. Well one day their parents were going skiing and they crashed the Winnebago and died. Sally and Flo were sad, but they stuck together and started working. Life was hard, but it was good.

Flo thought they should sell all their parents stuff, so they got a credit card and made an account online. They quickly made a disgusting profit and sold most of their parent's illegal things overseas. It was the best of times, it was the best of times. Then, they got a DOG!

Jack Pickles was the first poodle they bought. They bought it from a bum who thought it was a cloud and wanted some rain. The poodle was about the coolest you could find. He loved to go and live with Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas. Once Jack Pickles got to their house, he asked them to move downtown cause he hated the country and loved the city. Sally and Flo said yes. So they sold their parents land and moved to the big city and got a high rise apartment near the waterfront. It was amazing! Everyone had such a great time and they would stay up late every night eating marshmallows and smoking the occasional joint. Life just got better and better. Then, they got news that Princess Diana had died. They cried all day and all night and the next day too. Then Jack Pickles said, "Hey, it's gonna be alright." So then they were fine. Do you know what these two crazy ladies did then? Then smoked the occasional joint, and went shopping! They grabbed their shoes and went to the big mall. They spent close to eighty thousand dollars that day! Looks like Ramen noodles for a few weeks!

Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas were best friends ever. They do everything together like sledding, making mud pies, typing term papers at the last minute, and feeding Jack Pickles all the good dog food. Life was going great until Sally started wanting another dog. This made Jack Pickles quite jealous so he packed his things in a bandanna, put a stick through it like a hobo, and left in the middle of the night singing show tunes, mainly the sad ones. Sally and Flo were both tired as ever from shopping, so they were sleeping and didn't hear poor Jack Pickles leave. He didn't want to leave but Sally was out of her god damn mind! Another dog? Jack thought he was the only dog they needed so he left.

When Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas woke up, they immediately knew something was wrong. They walked around the corner and Jack was gone! Son of a bitch! They started to cry and Flo said, "I told you so," and Sally said, "I'm sorry." Sally knew she messed up. Flo said, "Lets go get Jack back."

Meanwhile, Jack had knifed a postal clerk and scrapped enough change together to get a bus ticket. He said, "Get me to France." So then he went to France. Meanwhile, Sally and Flo got out their metal detectors and got on the trail. Jack had a metal hip from a while back when he got in a poodle accident. It was special metal for dogs so they could track it much like a homing device. Sure enough, they turned it out and it said, "Jack. Is. In. In. France. Jack Pickles. France." "Oh my oh goodness he's in France!" said Flo, and Sally said, "I know. I heard it too," to which Flo replied, "We are so crazy!" which was totally true. They went and got out their passports, inflated their zeppelin, smoked the occasional joint, and flew to France.

This was a whole new experience for the crazy ladies. France is, in fact, not in America, so they were a little weirded out until Flo said, "Hey lets get some ice cream and shoes!" "Okay," said Sally. So they did that. Then they remembered about Jack. In the meantime, Jack Pickles had gotten a job at a restaurant cooking the French soup. You wouldn't believe it but he was really good at it. Best soup in France. Sally was walking and singing opera and heard some French political activist talking about this soup he had by the famous J. Pickles, and she knew it was Jack Pickles cause it was so obvious. So Flo flagged down a scooter and they made their way to the restaurant. They ran in the kitchen crying and said, "Come home Jack Pickles we miss you we love you!" Jack said, "Only on one condition: don't get another dog." They both screamed, "PLEASE COME HOME WE'RE SORRY! WE'LL JUST HAVE YOU!" So then Jack Pickles agreed and told the manager to hire somebody else cause he had to go home with the crazy Sally Chickens and Flo Bananas! The manager was totally cool cause he took one at Sally and Flo and knew Jack had a good thing going. Then they flew home.

Sally and Flo are about the craziest ladies you'll ever meet. They never stop having fun, cause they are just fun people. Everybody wants to come to their holiday parties, but their loft can't hold the whole town. So what did they do? You'll find out soon!

Welcome Back To Scranton

I guess it didn't sink in, but now that the Writers have ended their strike, we will be going back to Scranton, Pennsylvania. If you don't know what I reffering to, it means on April 10th we will have all new episodes of The Office, my favorite tv show. I'm so excited! I had heard rumors that the series was going to be scrapped completely, so I'm glad that's false. We'll see more Dwight, Jim, Michael, and the gang.

"I love inside jokes. I would just love, to, be, apart of one someday."
~Michael Scott

A Glorious Prank.

If you haven't heard this or seen this yet, it's going to be hillarious. Read the set up first, then watch the video. This is quite amazing.

This Phillies prank on Kyle Kendrick works on so many levels

There are still eight months left in the 2008 season, but the rest of the 29 teams are going to need the time if they're going to top the prank the Phillies played on young Kyle Kendrick over the weekend.

If you haven't seen it yet, the setup went like this: Manager Charlie Manuel called the 23-year-old pitcher into his office and told him he had been traded to the Yomiuri Giants for a player named "Kobayashi Iwamura." The ruse, expertly orchestrated by Brett Myers (who else?), worked so well that Kendrick was shocked into silence for most of the trick. Couldn't even stop to realize that MLB and Japanese teams never swap players.

So many things went into staging this that it's hard to pick just one favorite aspect.

Among the contenders:

• The sheer number of people who were complicit in bringing Kendrick to the verge of tears. From the team's traveling secretary to the Comcast cameraman to the PR people and writers who helped stage a fake news conference, it was a fine reminder of how much downtime there can be at spring training.

• The fake trade papers/travel arrangements. If Kendrick doesn't know not to sign anything without talking to his agent first, then I have a few business proposals I'd like to discuss with him. (If anyone else is interested most of the ideas have to do with either hot plasma TVs or slippers for housecats.)

• Manuel's weird sadist glee over the whole incident. "I would have loved to see him fly to Japan and get off the plane," the Phillies manager said afterward. "That would have been the best. As a matter of fact, I would have paid his fare." Quick show of hands: Who else is glad that Weird Ol' Chuck isn't their boss?

• How fast the prank has already spread. Kendrick's Baseball Reference page has already been bought by a sponsor who left "Good luck in Japan Kyle!" as a message. "Good luck living this down!" might have been a more appropriate tag.

• The howling Phillies clubhouse. Because it's always fun to laugh at the young'un. Did that scene remind anyone else of the Goodfellas clip where all the gangsters bust on Henry Hill after Pesci's "funny, how?" bit?

The Mars Volta on Letterman

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Blind, 92-year-old golfer scores hole-in-one in Florida

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) -- Hitting a hole-in-one is hard enough. Now consider that Leo Fiyalko is 92 years old and blind.

"I was just trying to put the ball on the green," he said.

Fiyalko, who has macular degeneration and has been golfing for 60 years, scored the ace with a 5-iron on the 110-yard fifth hole at Cove Cay Country Club on Jan. 10.

Fiyalko tees off every Thursday with a group of golfers ranging in age from 70 to more than 90. He used to have a 7 handicap, but now needs help lining up shots and finding golf balls because he has peripheral vision only in his right eye.

Jean Gehring was in Fiyalko's foursome and watched his swing on the hole-in-one.

"I could tell it went on the green," Gehring said. "When we got up there I didn't see it. I looked in the hole and there it was."

Gehring said Fiyalko was modest about the shot and had to be prodded to tell his wife about it after the round. Fiyalko's friends at the club presented him with a plaque last week to commemorate the feat.