Rex Grossman

1) Always has grass stains on the back of his jersey from getting sacked.

2) Throws interceptions

3) Usually hears from his coaches, "We're only down by 1. Let's just take a knee. We don't want Grossman to lose it for us worse than we would have normally. I mean, this guy is pathetic. He might hang around the league for 10 years, but he will only be mediocre at best. What did you say? No I hate Green Mill. Let's go to Red Lobster. Yeah. The one by the mall. Okay. Don't tell Grossman cause we don't want him to come. He never picks up the check. Okay see you there.

4) Probably wets the bed during afternoon naps