Had a busy day today with family and friends. The overall highlight was watching the Top 20 Music Videos from the 80s. The atmosphere in the Greenwood's living room became quite melancholy because both Jay and I wished we could go back to quite possibly thee worst decade ever. During homecoming week, there are usually days where you dress up in incredible costumes that correspond to themed days. Usually there are 4 really good days and 1 so-so day. It is like the party planning committee for the themes of the decades couldn't come up with anything at all good, so they took all the "Almost Used" ideas and mixed them in a hat, drew a few out, and said, "The theme for the 80s is........garbage."
Another sad day for Tiger and Phil. They combined for a total of +8. Yuk. We are talking about two of the worlds best players, not to mention that combined they have won the last 6 out of 10 Masters with Tiger winning 4 times and once it was a back to back win. I guess they aren't playing like masters. I think Tiger just needs his Sunday Red.
I was throwing garbage away tonight and dropped a piece on the floor by the sink. I bent down to pick it up and smashed my head on the counter. I have a blood red line on it now. Smooth.
I bet pirates were really pissed off with treasure chests with no handles. How the heck are you supposed to carry that?
~Jack Handey
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