Thursday, March 1, 2007

A Snowy Day of Disappointment

It snowed enough last night and this morning for two of my wonderful teachers to miss class therefore ensuring I was the only one in class and looking like a complete loser. Thank you. Sincerly. I can only cross my fingers and hope that this will not be 3 for 3. I'm off to listen to a teacher I consider to be all together worthless. He speaks with such a terrible meter and tone that you would rather drop heavy weights on your throat until it's structure is nonexistent. Which is sort of hypocritical because he tells us that this is not such a good idea! So much for student teachers who obviously never took a public communication class!

This also makes me wonder if any of these student teachers have been observed by people higher up in their departments or if they are given the reigns like a snotty rich kid getting his first car at age 14, which was 3 years too late according to him. Or maybe some student teachers just dont know how shitty they are. Anyone who took history with me would remember Jeff. I just am thankful that his parents are such loving and kind people. Who else would tolerate their 35 year old son living at home, eating their food, paying none of the bills, and never doing their own laundry?

Last night me and DaVinci finished the Mona Lisa and we found out the secrets to her mystery.

Good old Leo got hold of some opium from his "buddy" Carl (who said it was good clean stuff, the kind kids like) and fooled around with his paint set for a few hours. Upon waking up, he noticed a fairly ugly portrait of a woman and a dead hooker on his bed. After dumping the body in a dumpster, he told the picture not to tell anyone. Guess everyone was wrong about why she is smiling!

I'm off to bleed from the ears.

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